This guide started as a document to remind myself which seltzer brands were good and to parse through those thoughts. I found myself buying the same brand and flavor, and this guide helped me break out of that.
Rating | Description |
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This is subpar! | |
Iβll deal with it | |
Itβs okay | |
Not a thirst trap | |
Holy water at this point |
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Brand | Bubbles | Variety | Consistency | Availability | Taste | Overall | Notes |
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LaCroix | More like LaButt | ||||||
Polar | |||||||
Seagramβs | |||||||
Spindrift | We donβt talk about them here. | ||||||
Vintage | |||||||
Voss | Influenced by influencers to not drink this. |
Brand | Flavor | Packaging | Bubbles | Taste | Mouth feel | Kick | Overall | Notes |
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LaCroix | Lemon | Aluminum | Puddle of dud | |||||
LaCroix | LimonCello | Aluminum | Vanilla coke imposter! | |||||
Polar | Ginger lime mule | Plastic | Literally ginger ale | |||||
Polar | Lemon | Aluminum | Better than any LaCroix lemon-flavored seltzer | |||||
Seagramβs | Original | Bottle | Basic can be good | |||||
Seagramβs | Black cherry | Bottle | A nice kick to the mouth | |||||
Seagramβs | Lime | Bottle | Strange tingle that is too lime-y | |||||
Seagramβs | Orange | Bottle | Your weird sibling | |||||
Spindrift | Lemon | Aluminum | Iβd rather bathe in the Gowanus Canal | |||||
Voss | Sparkling artesian water | Glass | This is just water |